Sunday, October 21, 2007
Contact with Pata?

The new Subspace array went on-line today establishing broad band cotact with the pata colony. Numerous greetings were sent from the America Colony but there are no replies as of this date.
The matter was refered to Offworld Prime to the Office of Naval Intelligence. Staffing is way down all through the Offworld Colonies. Some people still working at the America Colony Space Port are worndering if the Earth has recalled the human population and they did not get the word. All the prisons are empty now to allow the prisoners to pick up the slack.
The Array is now sending one message "Come back...come back...come back..."
Hotel Complex in America Colony
The America Colony Hilton when completed will provide the tired spaceman a good nights sleep and a bit of the old world in the enclosed forrest. Additionally the facility has a sports arena to add that bit of excitement. Unfortunately there is no funding to support a bottom of the ranking in any sport you might chose.
Friday, June 22, 2007
A new world found

The OffWorld Navy scout ship USS LODESTONE, Fleet Number 19, has discovered a new world. The inhabitants call it AW Gate. The people who inhabit this world have the most amazing ability to self teleport with no apparent mechanisms. The newest people, who appear from nowhere, are ignorant of the awesome powers they acquire upon arrival. These are all uniformly ugly in appearance. All the inhabitants can fly and hover at will and often do so. Other, more powerful inhabitants call themselves citizens and are capable or creating objects of various colors and textures from absolutely nothing. They can change their shape at will. Additionally, citizens have some sort of way to contact other citizens across the continuum in any part of the universe or world they currently occupy. Citizens are empowered by the magic number seventy. Intelligence analysts do not know the significance of the number other that it has a negative connotation with the number twenty based on an incident in the distant past.
The crew of the LOADSTONE left the scout ship and automated systems have only sporadic contact with crew tracking signals. The crew is apparently exploring the universe and parallel worlds that can be accessed from this gate world. When they return to the gate world the signal on their info-packs get downloaded by the LOADSTONE which relays the signal to the Office of Naval Intelligence on Offworld Prime. The images indicate incredible worlds.
Attempts by the Offworld Navy to land and assume control of this incredible asset are restricted by an entity calling it self the “Building Inspector” which informs ships in orbit to “build somewhere else as the area is filled”. The meaning of this cryptic message is unknown and a dialog with the entity is not possible because it always repeats the same message. Perhaps it is an automated guardian. No further action on the part of ships in orbit is possible at this time. Therefore Naval Headquarters has decided retire with honor. No attempt to recover the LODESTONE will occur unless a member of the crew returns. A prospect not considered likely.
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Tramp Cargo Carriers
No matter how well the OffWorld Corporations plan ahead the riffraff is never far behind. Shortly after opening the new colony on America World the tramp cargo carriers began to show at the new Navy Yard docks. The tramp cargo ships are uniformly unsafe for interplanetary travel much less interstellar hyperdrive. However, given the shortage of adequate transport the Navy is forced to utilize their services. The captains of these vessels lack any semblance of order but have completely mastered circumvention of all Navy regulations and articles. Every effort is being made to rapidly unload cargo for the benefit of the colony and to move these ships along as quickly as possible to reduce the impact of lawless crews on the orderly society of the colony.
New movers were added to the reception platform at the Navy terminal as well as a tube lift to the level surface. Long-range radar is now completely operational. Temporary quarters should appear on the surface in the near future as modules are delivered from OffWorld Prime.
New movers were added to the reception platform at the Navy terminal as well as a tube lift to the level surface. Long-range radar is now completely operational. Temporary quarters should appear on the surface in the near future as modules are delivered from OffWorld Prime.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Copernicus Hills Mall in OW Prime
Percolated Properties UUC of Off World announces the ‘soon’ to be opening of Copernicus Hills Mall, located on the corner of Copernicus Parkway and Ganymede Drive at the landing of Unlikely Skyway in Off World Prime.

Phase One of the Copernicus Hills Mall includes famous name vendors like BudgetBuster Video, Bed, Bath & Beyonce, Old Gravy and with Tom & Jerry’s Ice Cream on the Food Court.

Phase Two, if it ever happens, will expand the shopping selection through the completion of the third tier, currently being there for walking, looking but otherwise mostly useless.
Tenets have yet to move in and open but their signs are up so we will venture a guess that they will soon be stocking their spaces with merchandise.
More on this story when and if it should develop…
OW News
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Phase One of the Copernicus Hills Mall includes famous name vendors like BudgetBuster Video, Bed, Bath & Beyonce, Old Gravy and with Tom & Jerry’s Ice Cream on the Food Court.

Phase Two, if it ever happens, will expand the shopping selection through the completion of the third tier, currently being there for walking, looking but otherwise mostly useless.
Tenets have yet to move in and open but their signs are up so we will venture a guess that they will soon be stocking their spaces with merchandise.
More on this story when and if it should develop…
OW News
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Saturday, February 24, 2007
A New Colony on America World!
It
came as a great surprise when the corporation heads of the OffWorld Consortium were contacted by a world called America. This is a world and should not be confused with the American continent on old Earth. The contact was an invitation to place elements of the OffWorld corporations in a new colony with a byproduct of providing economic revitalization to the host world. The USS Virgil Samms, one of the light scout cruisers recently acquired by the OffWorld Navy, made landfall last week. Robot construction is underway and so far completed and elevated naval control tower/ passenger center in addition to colony central construction which will become the new colony hub. Efforts are underway to maintain a low profile so that the existing population does not become alarmed with the arrival of military and civil hardware. Applications to immigrate from either the Pata Colony or Offworld Prime may be submitted to the Offworld Navy office of personnel affairs. Applicants must be able to pass a background investigation and hold the security clearance.
Friday, February 16, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Vortex opened in Pata
It is the feeling the new vortex could have drawn the "Squeetos" to Pata. The mechs are on alert for any more invasions by these parasite ships. Their only purpose seems to search the universe for fuel supplies while contributing nothing to its growth. In an effort to communicate, the language was old and misused. The occupants are from a stagnant civilization.
The consumption by the early "Squeetos" will not effect the tranfer of fuel to AW Off World. All machines in AW seem to be in working order. Redoubt has relocated to Pata to construct the lastest fighter ships to protect the inbound and outbound ships.
The consumption by the early "Squeetos" will not effect the tranfer of fuel to AW Off World. All machines in AW seem to be in working order. Redoubt has relocated to Pata to construct the lastest fighter ships to protect the inbound and outbound ships.
We are not alone!
This rather usual creature landed in the Pata Navy Yard and received over 4000 gallons of quality grade A aviation Hydro fuel from the Navy stores before the servicing crew realized it was not a spacecraft. The creature was dubbed a “Squeeto” due to a remarkable resemblance to an earth insect with an annoying reputation. Following the initial appearance several others have shown up in the yard. One even punctured the fuel tank of a cargo transport. Upon gorging itself it attempted to fly but drunkenly augured into the ground. Approximately 2000 gallons of fuel was recovered. These creatures should not be a problem in the future as the automatic plasma cannons are reprogrammed to create a screen of fire around the Navy Yard to eliminate the threat.
New Installation at Arduous Rock
OW Planetary Defense Systems, a wholly owned subsidiary of Semi Toxic Industries ®, is chiseling out a niche on the Pata Colony at Arduous Rock. The knuckle busting job of drilling and forming this rock formation into something usable has been quite a task for the Semi Toxic crew, whose chief designer has been stricken with a case of synaptic gas as of late.
Meanwhile, the OWPDS flight crews have been using the time to get up close and personal with their new Dayton Aerospace ® D-207 Ramsabers.

The Ramsaber is a first-strike, single seat assault craft capable of atmospheric flight as well as orbital combat. It is armed with a 30mm quantum pulse cannon and powered by a single vectored thrust, fusion core engine that is capable of generating .8 LSV… or in layman’s terms, 0-60 in less than 0.013 seconds.
The primary mission of the installation will be the extraction of the rare-earth mineral, sublaxium which is used by Semi Toxic to make their popular skin acne product, Gouge-Out ®.
More on the Arduous Rock project as soon as the old fart gets his head together.
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Meanwhile, the OWPDS flight crews have been using the time to get up close and personal with their new Dayton Aerospace ® D-207 Ramsabers.

The Ramsaber is a first-strike, single seat assault craft capable of atmospheric flight as well as orbital combat. It is armed with a 30mm quantum pulse cannon and powered by a single vectored thrust, fusion core engine that is capable of generating .8 LSV… or in layman’s terms, 0-60 in less than 0.013 seconds.
The primary mission of the installation will be the extraction of the rare-earth mineral, sublaxium which is used by Semi Toxic to make their popular skin acne product, Gouge-Out ®.
More on the Arduous Rock project as soon as the old fart gets his head together.
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