Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Time Tunnel


The Off–World Navy Department recently discovered a number of visual disks stored in the “Tracy moon coupe". These visual records chronicle and depict, with a surprising degree detail, an operational” Time Tunnel". Navy engineers were able, through observation (suffering through really stupid commercials), to backward engineer a time travel device similar to the one shown. The power requirements are significant however it was thought that return on the investment would more than justify the cost. Unfortunately, the reengineered hardware is only capable of accessing the past. No visuals or travel to the future were obtained or occurred.

Findings related to these trips to the past show that this world has been barren of life for millennia. There was one notable exception when one of the Explorers encountered a multi-leg insect and in a disagreement killed it. Upon return to the future the traveler discovered that he did not have his credit cards and in fact had never own one.

The facility is no longer operational but is available for public inspection for those seeking examples of government waste.

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