Tuesday, September 19, 2006

The Off World Navy Goes Expo




Manpower is short and a recruiting drive for the Off World Navy is in order. The Office of Naval Personnel has converted a deep space scout into a mobile recruiting platform. The ship, fitted with a powerful teleport matrix, can send recruits to many of the ships currently in the Navy Yard. While there are no personnel available to meet the public on the various ships, the teleport matrix is set up to filter for “persons of interest”. The public is advised to leave any heavy metal objects behind prior to using any of the teleports in the scout ship lest they arrive in the holding tank of the Off World Naval Intelligence Corps. Any device not passing the filter will become the property of the Off World Navy,after all "Freedom isn't Free!"