Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Copernicus Hills Mall in OW Prime

Percolated Properties UUC of Off World announces the ‘soon’ to be opening of Copernicus Hills Mall, located on the corner of Copernicus Parkway and Ganymede Drive at the landing of Unlikely Skyway in Off World Prime.

Phase One of the Copernicus Hills Mall includes famous name vendors like BudgetBuster Video, Bed, Bath & Beyonce, Old Gravy and with Tom & Jerry’s Ice Cream on the Food Court.

Phase Two, if it ever happens, will expand the shopping selection through the completion of the third tier, currently being there for walking, looking but otherwise mostly useless.

Tenets have yet to move in and open but their signs are up so we will venture a guess that they will soon be stocking their spaces with merchandise.

More on this story when and if it should develop…

OW News

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Saturday, February 24, 2007

A New Colony on America World!

It came as a great surprise when the corporation heads of the OffWorld Consortium were contacted by a world called America. This is a world and should not be confused with the American continent on old Earth. The contact was an invitation to place elements of the OffWorld corporations in a new colony with a byproduct of providing economic revitalization to the host world. The USS Virgil Samms, one of the light scout cruisers recently acquired by the OffWorld Navy, made landfall last week. Robot construction is underway and so far completed and elevated naval control tower/ passenger center in addition to colony central construction which will become the new colony hub. Efforts are underway to maintain a low profile so that the existing population does not become alarmed with the arrival of military and civil hardware. Applications to immigrate from either the Pata Colony or Offworld Prime may be submitted to the Offworld Navy office of personnel affairs. Applicants must be able to pass a background investigation and hold the security clearance.

Universal teleport coordinates: america 356.47S 101.32W 6a

Friday, February 16, 2007

Volcano Erupts in Pata


A volcano erupted near the energy center created by Lensman. This power should tranfer to his vortex controlled build. Dreamer2 and her team will be researching into the cause of the eruption to make sure it was natural. Air teams have been warned to avoid this area.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Vortex opened in Pata

It is the feeling the new vortex could have drawn the "Squeetos" to Pata. The mechs are on alert for any more invasions by these parasite ships. Their only purpose seems to search the universe for fuel supplies while contributing nothing to its growth. In an effort to communicate, the language was old and misused. The occupants are from a stagnant civilization.

The consumption by the early "Squeetos" will not effect the tranfer of fuel to AW Off World. All machines in AW seem to be in working order. Redoubt has relocated to Pata to construct the lastest fighter ships to protect the inbound and outbound ships.

We are not alone!


This rather usual creature landed in the Pata Navy Yard and received over 4000 gallons of quality grade A aviation Hydro fuel from the Navy stores before the servicing crew realized it was not a spacecraft. The creature was dubbed a “Squeeto” due to a remarkable resemblance to an earth insect with an annoying reputation. Following the initial appearance several others have shown up in the yard. One even punctured the fuel tank of a cargo transport. Upon gorging itself it attempted to fly but drunkenly augured into the ground. Approximately 2000 gallons of fuel was recovered. These creatures should not be a problem in the future as the automatic plasma cannons are reprogrammed to create a screen of fire around the Navy Yard to eliminate the threat.

New Installation at Arduous Rock

OW Planetary Defense Systems, a wholly owned subsidiary of Semi Toxic Industries ®, is chiseling out a niche on the Pata Colony at Arduous Rock. The knuckle busting job of drilling and forming this rock formation into something usable has been quite a task for the Semi Toxic crew, whose chief designer has been stricken with a case of synaptic gas as of late.

Meanwhile, the OWPDS flight crews have been using the time to get up close and personal with their new Dayton Aerospace ® D-207 Ramsabers.

The Ramsaber is a first-strike, single seat assault craft capable of atmospheric flight as well as orbital combat. It is armed with a 30mm quantum pulse cannon and powered by a single vectored thrust, fusion core engine that is capable of generating .8 LSV… or in layman’s terms, 0-60 in less than 0.013 seconds.

The primary mission of the installation will be the extraction of the rare-earth mineral, sublaxium which is used by Semi Toxic to make their popular skin acne product, Gouge-Out ®.

More on the Arduous Rock project as soon as the old fart gets his head together.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Energy Tube Completed

The energy tube was completed and doubled the amount of thermal energy manufacturing and storing. This will further the transfer of stored energy to AW Off World. Redoubt will be able to have all of the machines running in a matter of weeks. Thus Off World grows to new heights in the universe.


Friday, February 02, 2007

Accident with Geo-Thermal Powered Teleport Experiment


Utilizing blasters, scientists with the OffWorld Navy research laboratories vaporized a narrow hole all the way to the mantle of Pata. Geothermal energy generated by the excavation was to a power the new super-large ship interstellar teleport array. Unfortunately, upon activation an unexpected surge of energy fused the high energy transfer circuits. The surge also caused a cascade failure to the dedicated supercomputers controlling the teleport process. The resulting settings of the teleport array are unknown. The scientists are unsure as to the nature of the phenomenon that came into being immediately during the initial power on sequence. Current estimates are that the phenomenon is, in fact, a fourth dimensional plasma. Time travel is possible along the inside edge of the containing energy fields surrounding it (the access/mobius coil rings) . One scientist has been suspended from duty when it was discovered that he was meeting himself going off duty as he reported for duty. Apparently his future self was passing winning lotto numbers.
Oddly the plasma is exhibiting many behaviors expected of a black hole but without the damaging characteristics. The Naval research laboratory will continue to monitor the situation.
Universal Teleport Coordinates: pata 189.03N 101.84W 9.20a 75