Quiet Day in Off World

Perhaps the calm before the storm or maybe just a brief lull in the daily routine, Off World today experienced a quiet day. To wit: There were no reported crimes in Paradise City, no spent rocket stages falling down upon populace, no new movies premiering and no known traffic accidents, cases of ingrown toenails, rampaging robots or improper behavior from bathroom plumbing. Off World Law Enforcement mechs were actually seen playing softball on an empty lot across from the All Faith Church.

Helmets and gas masks will be passed out to the public beginning tomorrow morning at dawn in all the usual locations.