Fattening of the North

At last, the Northeast quad is again getting some attention. After being neglected as the Eastern and Southern extremities got all the new development, the Northern quarter has finally begun to tighten up. It began with a bitter dispute between OW Tram and the NG Tram competing for the remaining right-of-way north with the venerable OW Tram retaining its original mandate to connect the central with the North and South. “It may be the last leg the older OW Tram runs Northward but at least it was able to fulfill its charter” said Percy Clegg, one of OW Tram’s first engineers.

In other news, Burger Thing, a universally recognized name in fat distribution, today opened its first OW franchise on the corner of Toe Stub Road and East Sagan Avenue.





The franchise had been dealing with Foryoma property owners in the South but was never able to reach an agreement. The franchise though, was never in question according to Slurb Bulslurger. “We were determined to locate in OW but we weren’t going to make our employees sacrifice their children or family pets to do it”. No one is quite sure just what this guy meant… but the restaurant is now open anyway.