Thursday, February 15, 2007

New Installation at Arduous Rock

OW Planetary Defense Systems, a wholly owned subsidiary of Semi Toxic Industries ®, is chiseling out a niche on the Pata Colony at Arduous Rock. The knuckle busting job of drilling and forming this rock formation into something usable has been quite a task for the Semi Toxic crew, whose chief designer has been stricken with a case of synaptic gas as of late.

Meanwhile, the OWPDS flight crews have been using the time to get up close and personal with their new Dayton Aerospace ® D-207 Ramsabers.

The Ramsaber is a first-strike, single seat assault craft capable of atmospheric flight as well as orbital combat. It is armed with a 30mm quantum pulse cannon and powered by a single vectored thrust, fusion core engine that is capable of generating .8 LSV… or in layman’s terms, 0-60 in less than 0.013 seconds.

The primary mission of the installation will be the extraction of the rare-earth mineral, sublaxium which is used by Semi Toxic to make their popular skin acne product, Gouge-Out ®.

More on the Arduous Rock project as soon as the old fart gets his head together.

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